Thelma and Louise What to wear for Thelma: Sunglasses, light boot-cut jeans, and graphic black vest top or sleeveless tee. What to wear for Louise: Blue jeans, white top, and a cowboy hat with a handkerchief tied around your neck. Get dusty. How to act: You're on the run, so act like convicts, but of the free-wheeling, feminist variety. Image Source: Everett Collection