Hansel and Derek From Zoolander
- What to wear for Hansel: Tight python-effect trousers with an open patterned silk shirt. Finish it off with a shaggy blonde wig and fake tattoos on your chest.
- What to wear for Derek: Tight red leather trousers and a red shirt. Gel your hair straight up.
- How to act: You're so hot right now, so cool everyone off with some Blue Steel.