I Might Need Stitches After Watching Jimmy Kimmel Translate Rap Lyrics With Cardi B

Cardi B and Offset are hip enough to understand that deciphering the ever-growing list of trendy words and phrases used by today's youth is a pretty hard job. It's even harder when said phrases are commonly used in modern-day rap lyrics. So that would explain why the rappers made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! this week to participate in the host's segment, "New Lyrics for Old People," in which Kimmel translates the lyrics from today's most popular songs into conversational messages that some older members of his audience might have an easier time understanding. The latest segment sees him attempting to interpret lyrics from Cardi B and Offset's hit, "Clout."

In the clip shown above, the couple appears on stage to perform small tidbits of the song as Kimmel tries his best to explain what each lyric means. The most memorable part of the segment is very obviously the moment at which both Cardi B and Kimmel offer up explanations for Cardi's "P*ssy still wet like a big b*tch" line. "I believe in free speech and I am sexually aroused," the host says. The 26-year-old rapper then steps in to correct him, saying, "You ever heard that, like, big girls have better vaginas than skinny girls? They say that. And that's what I meant." Watch the full segment in the video above.