Popsugar Entertainment The Bachelorette Reactions to David and Jordan's Date on The Bachelorette The Bachelorette: Becca's 2-on-1 Date With David and Jordan Ended in Total Disaster 26 June 2018 by Quinn Keaney Image Source: ABC I don't want to exaggerate, but I think I'll be cringing for all eternity after watching Monday night's episode of The Bachelorette. Not only did we, Bachelor Nation, have to collectively endure yet another songwriting date involving the musical stylings of Wayne Newton, but we also had to make it through Becca's disaster of a two-on-one with chicken suit David and Derek Zoolander Jordan. The bitter enemies accompanied Becca on a date aptly located in Nevada's Valley Of Fire, where they spent all their time complaining about each other. From David's assertions that Jordan is "settling" for Becca while eyeing Vegas models on the sly, to Jordan's repeated mantra that "being me is my greatest power," Becca basically ended up acting as a mediator between the two tantrum-throwing toddlers posing as grown men. Needless to say, both David and Jordan ended up eliminated. But before Becca bid them both adieu for good, Twitter was full of hilarious observations about their meltdown. Related: 37 Memes That Perfectly Sum Up This Season of The Bachelorette, So Far Jordan and David running into each other at the airport like #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/SxD2Mbc0QH— Christi Trottie (@ChristiTrottie) June 26, 2018 1 / 27 In the most shocking turn of events tonight, David had a bigger suitcase than Jordan #TheBachelorette— Mariah Terry (@mariahterryy) June 26, 2018 2 / 27 Jordan & David trying to defend themselves right now #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/kczg2vu2WH— Kathryn Astle (@KathrynAstle) June 26, 2018 3 / 27 David became more annoying than Jordan. How’d that happen? #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/FJYYYQF6fq— courtney🥑 (@CourtneyMenig) June 26, 2018 4 / 27 At this point Jordan is being a thousand times less annoying than David #TheBachelorette— mang°🇲🇽 (@eaudeseokjin) June 26, 2018 5 / 27 #TheBachelorette Becca: *Sends David AND Jordan home*America: pic.twitter.com/KJeN81Mknh— Cassie Grimm (@cassiegrimm3) June 26, 2018 6 / 27 Jordan: Well, enough about me talking about me. Now, you talk about me.” #TheBachelorette— Cheryl Forse (@Cherriebelle409) June 26, 2018 7 / 27 Does anyone else feel like David just secretly wants to have an angry makeout session with Jordan, or is it just me...? #TheBachelorette— Kate Marks (@bambi0921) June 26, 2018 8 / 27 Imagine if your legacy on #TheBachelorette was being a chicken, falling out of your bunk bed, and losing to Jordan.— Bach Bracket (@bachbrack) June 26, 2018 9 / 27 Colton during every Jordan/David exchange #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/5sMLpswwh6— Simone (@HeySim1) June 26, 2018 10 / 27 I want to turn Jordan’s quotes into inspirational posters. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/Daaylh87CW— Justin Kirkland (@justinkirkland4) June 26, 2018 11 / 27 becca’s two-on-one with david and jordan looks romantic AF 😍 #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/L4EQXmt6b7— Quinn (@QuinnKeaney) June 26, 2018 12 / 27 So... Did David literally spend that entire time talking about Jordan instead of him and Becca getting to know each other #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/DKCBbLEo5E— Sydney Sleeper (@SydneyGab1) June 26, 2018 13 / 27 Me waiting on this Jordan/David two on one #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/7WC95qIPr0— Katie Simpson (@kpsimps) June 26, 2018 14 / 27 I love how Becca is addressing each B.S one by one: Jordan, David, Chris. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/GYQJIwzW2j— D O R L Y 🇨🇦 🇭🇹 (@dorlyjeanlouis) June 26, 2018 15 / 27 She should have left both David and Jordan in the desert #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/gGKvIeFG0P— Slim (@slimsh4d3y) June 26, 2018 16 / 27 Becca: *comments on how nice the quiet is*David: *immediately say every word ever created*#TheBachelorette— Jennifer Brown (@jennbr0wn) June 26, 2018 17 / 27 Becca’s mind while Jordan is kissing her #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/BWnN0Gql42— Joy (@Joyydanielle) June 26, 2018 18 / 27 I’m conflicted about who i dislike more between David & Jordan.Yea Jordan is annoying, but David was DEFINITELY the dude who reminded the teacher she forgot to collect the homework…. 🤔 🤔 🤔#TheBachelorette— Diggy Moreland (@diggymoreland) June 26, 2018 19 / 27 David made his bed, now he must fall out of it AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY#BachelorNation #TheBachelorette— Rose 2 Rose Podcast (@rose2rosepod) June 26, 2018 20 / 27 David reminds me of Dan Humphrey from GG which explains why I get so annoyed anytime he’s on the tv #thebachelorette— tana moody (@tanamoody) June 26, 2018 21 / 27 PLOT TWIST: Becca just keeps walking into the rocks, climbing higher and higher away from Jordan and David never to be seen again. Living a life of solitude, devoid of men. It's her best life yet. #bachelorette #TheBachelorette— CASEY (@hiii_kc) June 26, 2018 22 / 27 jordan: “the date is going so well, i think she’s totally forgotten what happened earlier.”narrator: she had NOT forgotten what happened earlier. #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/rZ080WrSw1— Quinn (@QuinnKeaney) June 26, 2018 23 / 27 David has not had a single conversation with Becca that wasn’tabout Jordan! BOY BYE!! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/rvTE2h92go— ZeeLowLow (@ZeeKandanga) June 26, 2018 24 / 27 Me when Becca sent home David and kept JORDAN (!??!?) on the two-on-one #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/IaH7bnNo4m— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) June 26, 2018 25 / 27 Becca: “guys lets absorb the silence it’s so beautiful”*listens quietly for .2 secondsDavid: “ya know yeah I totally agree Becca this is so awesome the silence is great. Also Jordan sucks.”#TheBachelorette— Danna Downs (@missdannyd) June 26, 2018 26 / 27 Honestly, both David and Jourdan just need to go away. #TheBachelorette #thebachelerotte pic.twitter.com/IKe12u4Cv0— Beckett (@hi_i_read) June 26, 2018 27 / 27 The BacheloretteTV