Sour Patch Kids Gifts
12 Sour Patch Kids Gifts For Anyone Looking to Take Their Obsession to the Next Level
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There are two camps when it comes to candy: chocolate, and non-chocolate. For those who fall in the latter camp, Sour Patch Kids are the holy grail of sugary treats. First sour, then sweet, there's nary a Sour Patch Kids lover among us who hasn't numbed their entire tongue or scraped the roof of their mouth in an attempt to jam as many of the grumpy jellies in their mouth as possible.
If you know someone who starts salivating at the thought of Sour Patch Kids — or if that "someone" is you — we've rounded up the greatest SPK-centric gifts the internet has to offer. (Truth be told, there's a lot of room for growth in case anyone is looking to start up a very niche Etsy shop.) Get to shopping!
1 Sour Patch Kids Throw Pillow
Sour Patch Kids are rough, scratchy, and altogether would feel terrible to nap on. This Sour Patch Kids Throw Pillow ($19), on the other hand, looks very soft.
2 Sour Patch Kids Socks
Similarly, walking on actual Sour Patch Kids sounds like a nightmare. (Who would ruin perfectly delicious candies like that, anyway?) These Sour Patch Kids Socks ($13) will be much friendlier to the pad of your delicate feet.
3 Giant Bag of Sour Patch Kids
You could get a tiny portion of Sour Patch Kids at the movie theatre for $4, or you could spend the same amount and smuggle in this Giant Bag of Sour Patch Kids ($4).
4 Sour Patch Kids Bow
Declare your love for your favourite candy with this Sour Patch Kids Bow ($10), which comes in two colours!
5 Sour Patch Kids Tank Top
This Sour Patch Kids Tank Top ($23) is hilarious . . . especially for someone who already has children.
6 Giant Bag of Sour Patch Watermelon
This Giant Bag of Sour Patch Watermelon ($5) is the perfect gift for that person who recognises watermelon as the one, true, superior Sour Patch flavour.
7 Sour Patch Kids Emergency Stash
Sour Patch Kids Emergency Stash ($20 and up) is a funny gag-gift, but let's be honest, that sucker is getting broken into within 24 hours.
8 Sour Patch Kids Onesie
Parents know that this Sour Patch Kids Onesie ($12, originally $14) applies to literally every baby ever born.
9 Individually Wrapped Sour Patch Kids
This may sound counter-intuitive, but if you want to curb your Sour Patch intake, go for the Individually Wrapped Sour Patch Kids ($22). There are 240 pieces, but you'll have to unwrap each and every one.
10 Sour Patch Kids Notebook
For that friend who wants to salivate every time they take notes, pick up the Sour Patch Kids Notebook ($6).
11 "SPK" Canvas Print
Is your friend a lover of sour candy and fine art? They'll be all over this "SPK" Canvas Print ($48). So cultured.
12 Sour Patch Kids Pins
Finally, glittery Sour Patch Kids Pins ($4 per pin) are at once subtle, stylish, and surly.
