Popsugar Love & Sex Holiday Funny Holiday Cards You've Got Mail (Or at Least You Hope You Do, Because These Holiday Cards Are Hilarious) 9 November 2018 by Lauren Harano As POPSUGAR editors, we independently select and write about stuff we love and think you'll like too. If you buy a product we have recommended, we may receive affiliate commission, which in turn supports our work. Get ready to run to your nearest post office and buy out all of the holiday-themed stamps in the building, because you are going to want to send these greeting cards to everyone you know . . . trust us. Whether you're into pop culture and celebs, naughty holiday references, or just funny puns in general, you will be living for these greeting cards. Stamp 'em up and send them on their way. We promise your friends will love this holiday kind of humour. Rudolph and Blitzen Holiday Card Image Source: etsy.com This Rudolph and Blitzen Holiday Card ($5) is fun for everyone. 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