ATTENTION '90S KIDS: Rugrats' Reptar Bars, the "candy bar supreme" that "turns your tongue green" — aka Angelica's favourite snack besides cookies — are available to purchase for the second year in a row. Sold exclusively at FYE stores and online for a limited time, the bars look a little different than last year's offerings (which were just milk chocolate bars filled with green frosting). Most notably, they look and taste a hell of a lot more like they're described in the jingle Angelica proudly sings to the babies before chomping into one herself:
A Reptar Bar is chocolate and nuts and caramel and green stuff, and, and, and swirled and stirred and rippled and beaten, and sweetened and sweetened until you can't stop eatin'.
The superist! The duperist! The double chocolate scooperist! The meanest! The best! It's better than the rest! Reptar Bar, Reptar Bar, the candy bar supreme! The candy bar that turns your tongue greeeeeeen!
According to a press release, FYE's six-ounce deluxe bars, which stand at six-and-a-half inches tall and look just like Reptar, have a "delicious milk chocolate exterior, swirled with nuts and caramel, featuring a tasty bright green frosting centre that turns your tongue green." And just for kicks, there's also a second version inspired by Reptar on Ice featuring simply milk chocolate with a blue frosting centre.
They're the perfect gift for your '90s-loving friends but also for your kids' stockings to help introduce them to the most coveted fictional chocolate bar of that decade. Bless you, FYE.