These not-too-scary jokes about haunted houses are great for kids.
- What do they have to drink in haunted houses? Ghoulade.
- Why are haunted houses so tall? They have hundreds of horror stories.
- Which haunted house room do ghosts never go into? The living room.
- What kind of TV do you find inside haunted houses? Big scream TVs.
- What's for dessert at the haunted house? Booberry pie.