Make sure you start these with "I vant to tell you a joke! Bwahahaha!"
- Why did the vampire get kicked out of the house? Because he was a pain in the neck.
- Why did Dracula take medicine? To keep from coffin.
- What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher? Lots of blood tests.
- What is a vampire's favourite fruit? A neck-tarine.
- How does a vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.