Popsugar Living Gift Guide Dirty Santa Gifts Happy Holidays From This Downright "Dirty Santa" With a Sack Full of the Best Gifts Ever 13 December 2018 by Lauren Harano As POPSUGAR editors, we independently select and write about stuff we love and think you'll like too. If you buy a product we have recommended, we may receive affiliate commission, which in turn supports our work. This year at your Dirty Santa gift exchange, be sure to give the present that everyone is fighting for. From the weird to the totally wacky, these presents will have everyone saying, "I want that!" Find the best present for your present swap right here, and let the tradition of Dirty Santa gifting continue every holiday season. (And don't worry about Grandma's stocking getting in twist — a "Dirty Santa" gift exchange is similar to a Yankee Swap or White Elephant gift exchange, just with more stealing!) — Additional reporting by Macy Cate Williams, Krista Jones, Sarah Siegel, and Jaime Richards Related: Shh! 4 Websites to Start Your Secret Santa Gift Exchange Accoutrements Mr. Bacon's Bacon Flavoured Toothpaste Who even invented this Accoutrements Mr. Bacon's Bacon Flavoured Toothpaste ($9)? Accoutrements Mr. Bacon's Bacon Flavoured Toothpaste $9 from amazon.com Buy Now Soft Handmade Crochet Knitted Cat Bonnet Hat Get your pet in the holiday spirit with this Soft Handmade Crochet Knitted Cat Bonnet Hat ($13). Soft Handmade Crochet Knitted Cat Bonnet Hat $13 from amazon.com Buy Now Pizza Keychain Let everyone know he loves pizza with this Pizza Keychain ($15). Pizza Keychain $15 from urbanoutfitters.com Buy Now Take a Blood Bath Dare your friends to re-create Psycho's iconic scene with a disturbingly gory gift. The recipient of this blood bath shower gel ($10) can wash the blood off her hands — or body. Portable Pizza Pouch Make any pizza portable with this Portable Pizza Pouch ($9). Portable Pizza Pouch $9 from amazon.com Buy Now Binge-Watching Survival Kit This Binge-Watching Survival Kit ($16, originally $20) comes complete with deodorant, stain remover, breath drops, and everything else he'll need for a TV marathon. Binge-Watching Survival Kit $16 from urbanoutfitters.com Buy Now Banana Bed Every pet needs this Banana Bed ($24). Banana Bed $24 from amazon.com Buy Now ManiGlovz These ManiGlovz ($24) might look goofy, but they're perfect for protecting the hands of your friends obsessed with gel manicures. The UPF of 50+ will shield them from the lamp's UV rays. ManiGlovz $24 from maniglovz.com Buy Now BigMouth Inc. Dumbbell Beer Glass Put people in their place with this riotous BigMouth Inc. Dumbbell Beer Glass ($40). BigMouth Inc. Dumbbell Beer Glass $40 from kohls.com Buy Now Beard Beanie He can stay warm and garner some laughs with this beard beanie ($20). beard beanie $20 from amazon.com Buy Now Modern Fish Hotel If he loves fishes and has a chic-looking apartment, you might want to invest in this modern fish hotel ($35). modern fish hotel $35 from amazon.com Buy Now Sleep Like a Log For the person who sleeps like a log comes this surprisingly soft log pillow ($15), natch. Also doubles as a prop for your sure-to-be-a-hit Twin Peaks-style Log Lady Halloween costume. log pillow $15 from houzz.com Buy Now The Screaming Goat Book & Figure This funny The Screaming Goat Book & Figure ($8) is an Amazon bestseller. The Screaming Goat Book & Figure $8 from amazon.com Buy Now Ring Twice This Ring for a Beer Bell ($10) is too good. Ring for a Beer Bell $10 from amazon.com Buy Now Tonymoly Haeyo Mayo You'd swear this was a squeeze tube filled with the classic condiment upon first glance, but it actually contains a deeply nourishing hair mask ($16). deeply nourishing hair mask $16 from amazon.com Buy Now Purr-ly Whites When is a vomiting kitty almost cute? When it's on a toothpaste cap ($9). toothpaste cap $9 from amazon.com Buy Now Pat McGrath Doll Makeup devotees will love snuggling up to the Pat McGrath Doll ($30). Pat McGrath Doll $30 from etsy.com Buy Now White Elephant GiftsGifts Under $50Gifts Under $100Gifts For WomenGifts For MenGift GuideHumorGiftsHoliday