"First and foremost, how does one get cast in a Harry Styles music video? I mean, hand-feeding THE Harry Styles pieces of fruit on a beach whilst wearing nothing but a swimsuit is like the crème de la crème of casting opportunities here, people. Secondly, never in my life have I desired to be an inanimate object as much as I've desired to be the piece of watermelon Harry lovingly caresses and bites into in the first scene of the video. And last but most certainly not least, the fact that the entire video is 'dedicated to touching' is just *chef's kiss.*" — Victoria Messina, Trending and Viral Features Associate Editor