Popsugar Entertainment Netflix An Unfiltered Review of Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey 92 Unfiltered Thoughts on Netflix's Magical R&B-Infused Christmas Adventure, Jingle Jangle 13 November 2020 by Mekishana Pierre View On One Page Photo 2 of 7 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 2 Oh, OK, homeboy just started drawing equations in the air. This is that kind of Christmas movie! That machine is called the "Jangleator 2000" in case you missed its name. Maestro Don Juan Diego really said it's an honour for you to finally meet him. I can already tell he and I are not going to get along. "I like when people stare at me!" It is too close to Christmas for Don Juan Diego to be this much of a Leo? I KNOW Gustafson isn't jealous of little Jessica — she's a whole child. See, this is how it starts: the robots gain sentience and the traits of a Scorpio, and then they go rogue. I did not know Ricky Martin could sound so sinister: I will never listen to "Livin' La Vida Loca" the same way again. Not borrow indefinitely! This doll's been awake for fewer than five minutes and he already knows how to neg someone into submission and plan a heist!? Here goes Jeronicus, looking like a brightly coloured snack in this blue and yellow pinstriped combo, about to have his heart broken. More dolls! But now they're depressing. Of course, Gustafson becomes the light-skin Willy Wonka of toys. For shame, Keegan-Michael Key! Dammit, why do the moms always have to be the one to die?! Jessica's doll has cog earrings, and I don't know why that breaks my heart a little. Previous Next Start Slideshow NetflixJingle Jangle: A Christmas JourneyUnfiltered ReviewsStreamingHoliday MoviesKeegan-Michael KeyHoliday EntertainmentMovies