Brach's Turkey Dinner Candy Corn: A Brutally Honest Review
I Tried Brach's New Turkey Dinner Candy Corn and (Barely) Lived to Tell the Tale
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Buckle up, folks, 'cause this is where things really start to take a turn. I actually kicked off my taste test with the green beans flavour, and my god, I couldn't run to the trash can fast enough. It tasted like someone smushed my mouth into a patch of waxy, dirty grass. Because I'm not a quitter, I actually tried a second piece, but it also wound up in the rubbish because I simply couldn't get it down. Let the putrid green colour serve as a warning.