Brach's Turkey Dinner Candy Corn: A Brutally Honest Review
I Tried Brach's New Turkey Dinner Candy Corn and (Barely) Lived to Tell the Tale
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Rightfully bringing up the rear as the most atrocious offering in the entire bag, we have the roasted turkey flavour. I kid you not — my teeth chomped down on this piece just one time before I gagged and had to spit it out. My eyes began watering, my lunch almost came back up, and I had full-body chills because my body had no idea how else to react to such a horrid substance. Reminiscent of dog food mixed with dog feces, this flavour should be outlawed in all 50 states. Consider yourself warned.