On Why She's Even Here Right Now:
"I have not had an easy pregnancy. I have hyperemesis, which I'd never even heard of. It's extreme nausea and vomiting. If you've ever had food poisoning, it's that. I've had that every day for five months ... People are like, 'You're so strong, look at you out there! You're on the road!' I'm contractually obligated to be out here, guys. I'm not like, 'The show must go on.' I'm like, 'I will be sued by Live Nation. That's why I'm here.''"
On Moms Being Liars:
"I didn't know that being pregnant could be really hard. I didn't know that. Because you bitches all lie about it. Women don't tell you how hard it is. I should've Googled it. I should've googled being pregnant, because it's been really awful . . . I throw up an Exorcist amount every day."
On Movies Being Liars:
"In movies, they don't show you. There's just a montage where the girl's in her office and she's typing, and she's like, 'Blegh!' She runs to the bathroom, she throws up once, and then in the next scene, she's in overalls painting a barn, like, 'Yay! I can't wait to meet you!'"