Popsugar Parenting Award Season Christian Bale Kids’ Names in Golden Globe Acceptance Speech Christian Bale Has the Most Adorable Nicknames For His Kids (Spoiler: They’ll Make You Hungry) 7 January 2019 by Alessia Santoro Image Source: Getty Celebrities have been known to give their kids unique names (ahem, Blanket, cough, Apple); but when Christian Bale, who won best performance by an actor in a musical or comedy film for the movie Vice, thanked his two children "Banana" and "Burrito" during his Golden Globes acceptance speech on Jan. 6, I just about spit out my banana burrito my eyes nearly popped out from opening so wide. Of course, the first thing I did was google the actor's children, and was relieved to find that they actually have very different names (that don't even start with B!). Christian shares a 13-year-old daughter named Emmeline and a 4-year-old son named Joseph, with his wife, Sibi Blazic. It's unclear as to which child is Banana and which is Burrito, but imagining Christian calling Burrito in from outside for dinner or asking Banana what they want for breakfast (banana slices, probs) is equal parts hilarious and insanely adorable. Ahead, hear Christian thank Banana and Burrito in his acceptance speech (during which a surprising number of viewers realised the actor is, in fact, British) and see people's hilarious reactions to the nicknames. Related: Christian Bale's Bleeped Golden Globes Speech Was Completely Bonkers Christian Bale's Golden Globes Acceptance Speech 1 / 17 Twitter Users' Reactions to His Kids' Nicknames Wait.....are Christian Bale's children named...Banana and Burrito?— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) January 7, 2019 2 / 17 Christian Bale’s kids are named Burrito and Banana? Why aren’t we talking about this more?!— Josh Saviano (@joshsaviano) January 7, 2019 3 / 17 banana bale and burrito bale— Anna Silman (@annaesilman) January 7, 2019 4 / 17 Thank you, Wikipedia, for confirming Christian Bale did not actually name his children banana and burrito. #GoldenGIobes— MinnesøtaCliqueMøm (@Aquena71) January 7, 2019 5 / 17 Are Banana and Burrito buds with Blanket— Xeni Jardin (@xeni) January 7, 2019 6 / 17 Christian Bale just referred to his children as Banana and Burrito, and he thanked Satan for inspiring him to play Dick Chaney. I love him.— No Courtney for Old Men (@SnortneyBell) January 7, 2019 7 / 17 So just googled Christian Bale to see if his son’s name is Burrito, it’s Joseph. #GoldenGlobes #ChristianBale #Burrito— Emily (@emiaif) January 7, 2019 8 / 17 When you’re hungry and forget the names of your children #BananaAndBurrito #GoldenGIobes pic.twitter.com/CEh9VnkKmz— Billy Connell (@IamDJBillyC) January 7, 2019 9 / 17 Ok but are we sure that Christian Bale named his kids BANANA AND BURRITO?— Larisa (@WHBLarisa) January 7, 2019 10 / 17 Ok how the hell did I get Banana and Burrito from Joseph and Emmeline?? 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/C89lPgj9a9— Molly (@musicluvr1O) January 7, 2019 11 / 17 Is it just me or did Christian Bale say his kids were Banana and Burrito? It's either adorable or confusing.— Screened (@ScreenedonSpot) January 7, 2019 12 / 17 Christian Bale referring to his kids and banana and burrito is who I want to be as a parent.— Alissa Gould (@Alissalorraine) January 7, 2019 13 / 17 are christian bales children really called banana and burrito i CANNOT pic.twitter.com/eacUQK7MTU— becca (@corywiIsons) January 7, 2019 14 / 17 People are asking if Christian Bale's kids are actually named Banana & Burrito because those are deadass LA names. Teen moms in the Midwest name their kids "(consonant)+ay+(dynn/leigh)" and Los Angelinos name their kids Banana #GoldenGlobes— Cooper Jackson (@cooperjackson) January 7, 2019 15 / 17 How many people have just raced to the Google search to ask if Christian Bale's kids names are Banana and Burrito ? Because that is what he just legit said on the #GoldenGlobes— Mark Goodloe (@MarkGoodloe) January 7, 2019 16 / 17 I know I’ve been silent in tweeting the Golden Globes but:(1) I LEGIT JUST LEARNED THAT CHRISTIAN BALE IS ENGLISH. I am shook.(2) Did he say his kids names were Banana and Burrito?#GoldenGlobes2019— Melissa Aquiles (@MelissaAquiles) January 7, 2019 17 / 17 Award SeasonViceTwitter ReactionsParenting HumorCelebrity DadsCelebrity FamiliesGolden Globe AwardsHumorChristian Bale