Popsugar Living Schitt's Creek Schitt's Creek Door Mats 15 Schitt's Creek Doormats For When You're Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People 1 October 2020 by Hedy Phillips Image Source: etsy.com As POPSUGAR editors, we independently select and write about stuff we love and think you'll like too. If you buy a product we have recommended, we may receive affiliate commission, which in turn supports our work. If you're a Schitt's Creek fan, then you need to settle in and see these funny doormats we're about to show you. Etsy is full of so many things with some of the best lines of the show and while you can, of course, get your "Ew, David!" doormat, there are so many other options! Some of these also perfectly channel David Rose's sarcasm so that the message may seem lovely, but you'll know deep down that it's, well, not. Scroll through to see some of our favourites we found and pick your favourite for your front door. We love this journey for you! Related: There Are a Bunch of Schitt's Creek Planters on Etsy, and We're a Little Bit Excited 1 We're Folding In The Cheese Doormat Image Source: etsy.com Apparently David and Moira need to check with anyone who has this We're Folding In The Cheese Doormat ($55), because folding cheese isn't something they've yet figured out. We're Folding In The Cheese Doormat $55 from etsy.com Buy Now 2 Schitt's Creek Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Doormat Image Source: etsy.com At least this Schitt's Creek Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Doormat ($40) has the illusion of being nice and not at all sarcastic. Schitt's Creek Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Doormat $40 from etsy.com Buy Now 3 Love That Journey For Me Doormat Image Source: etsy.com Channel your inner Alexis with this Love That Journey For Me Doormat ($56) for your entryway. Love That Journey For Me Doormat $56 from etsy.com Buy Now 4 I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect with People Right Now Schitt's Creek Welcome Coir Doormat Image Source: etsy.com David may have said it originally, but you can have it on your doorstep forever. Grab this I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect with People Right Now Schitt's Creek Welcome Coir Doormat ($46) to show some sass. I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect with People Right Now Schitt's Creek $46 from etsy.com Buy Now 5 EW David Doormat Image Source: etsy.com There are plenty of "Ew, David" doormats on Etsy, like this EW David Doormat ($25), complete with Dan Levy's face. EW David Doormat $25 from etsy.com Buy Now 6 Ew, David Doormat Image Source: etsy.com Or there's this Ew, David Doormat ($30) that's a little more bold and all text. Ew, David Doormat $30 from etsy.com Buy Now 7 My Best to Bob Cratchit Schitt's Creek Coir Doormat Image Source: etsy.com We already knew David had a lot of zingers on the show, and this My Best to Bob Cratchit Schitt's Creek Coir Doormat ($38) is yet another one of his funny lines. My Best to Bob Cratchit Schitt's Creek Coir Doormat $38 from etsy.com Buy Now 8 Best Wishes Warmest Regards Framed Designed Gray Door Mat Image Source: etsy.com This Best Wishes Warmest Regards Framed Designed Gray Door Mat ($40) is a little more elegant and truly feels sincere. Best Wishes Warmest Regards Framed Designed Gray Door Mat $40 from etsy.com Buy Now 9 Rosebud Motel Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat Image Source: etsy.com Bring a little piece of the Rosebud to your own home with the Rosebud Motel Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat ($36). Rosebud Motel Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat $36 from etsy.com Buy Now 10 Have a Blessed Day Funny Schitt's Creek Doormat Image Source: etsy.com Your guests will probably just assume this Have a Blessed Day Funny Schitt's Creek Doormat ($36) is being literal, but you'll know it's all David's sarcasm. Have a Blessed Day Funny Schitt's Creek Doormat $36 from etsy.com Buy Now 11 Schitt's Creek Doormat, You Get Murdered First Image Source: etsy.com Ah the memories from the very beginning of the show. This Schitt's Creek Doormat, You Get Murdered First ($36) may feel morbid, but at least it's funny. Schitt's Creek Doormat, You Get Murdered First $36 from etsy.com Buy Now 12 Eat Glass Funny Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat Image Source: etsy.com Despite how much David and Alexis pick at each other, they really do love one another! Grab this Eat Glass Funny Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat ($36) to show off one of David's best insults to his sister. Eat Glass Funny Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat $36 from etsy.com Buy Now 13 I Like The Wine Not The Label Doormat Image Source: etsy.com This I Like The Wine Not The Label Doormat ($37) is perfect for every wine-drinking, Schitt's Creek-watching person. I Like The Wine Not The Label Doormat $37 from etsy.com Buy Now 14 Schitts Creek David Rose Doormat Image Source: etsy.com For another take on this quote, grab the Schitts Creek David Rose Doormat ($55) to scare people away from knocking. Schitts Creek David Rose Doormat $55 from etsy.com Buy Now 15 Funny Schitts Creek Welcome Mat Image Source: etsy.com It's always a mood. Grab a Funny Schitts Creek Welcome Mat ($36) to show how you really feel. Funny Schitts Creek Welcome Mat $36 from etsy.com Buy Now Schitt's CreekHome DecoratingTV