10 Hilarious but Very Real Reasons to Celebrate the Sh*t Out of Your C-Section

Especially if you're a first-time mom, being unable to control your bodily functions while summoning all of your energy to push out a baby can be a big concern. When you have a C-section, however, you're confident that there won't be a nurse swooping in to stealthily clean up the mess you left behind.

When you have a C-section, nobody will question your decision to get the pain meds. Even better, you'll never have to listen to your annoying aunt humblebrag about how she endured 30 hours of labor without medication. You also won't have to worry about those dreaded spinal headaches you've probably heard about.

Delivering your placenta is basically like giving birth twice, with the added bonus of your doctor putting all of his weight on your abdomen to help you push it out. During a C-section, they just take it right out along with the baby. Winning!

After a vaginal birth, your nurses will start bugging you to get up and move around within a few hours. Umm, what? You just produced a human life, everyone should be coming to you, right? Wrong. With a C-section, you won't be able to feel your legs for at least eight hours after delivery, so nobody will be asking you to go anywhere.

Yes, obviously you'll have stitches after your C-section, but at least you won't be having your lady parts stitched back together (or have to ask your significant other to inspect the healing situation of said stitches).