Ahem, excuse me? Cool Whip is selling what now? Yep, you're reading this right: Birthday Cake Cool Whip. Cool Whip is here to satisfy all of our childhood cravings with this new birthday-cake-flavoured whipped topping, and it's almost like we don't even need a cake anymore! The sweet treat has a soft-pink hue and is flavoured to taste like a 6-year-old's dream food, and it even has sprinkles mixed right in, according to a sneak peek posted by The Junk Goat on Instagram.
Scooping a dollop of this on top of pumpkin pie or hot chocolate might seem plain wrong, but it'd make a great topping for ice cream, milkshakes, or even waffles (if you're channelling your inner Leslie Knope). Or freeze it and eat it with a spoon! Just imagine showing up to a family party as a kid and seeing someone break out a tub of this. I would have been shovelling it into my mouth by the spoonful, whether it was my birthday or not.
While store availability and prices have yet to be officially announced, you can catch a glimpse of what's beneath the lid of this Birthday Cake Cool Whip ahead.