Chrissy Teigen welcomed her second child, a son named Miles, on May 16, and she's already back to making the internet snort-laugh on both Twitter and Instagram with comments about her birth and postpartum experience (she compared her mesh underwear to Korean pears á la Ali Wong's Hard Knock Wife joke). In a tweet three days following Miles's birth, Chrissy took to Twitter to update her followers on her "postpartum life" with an all-too-real comment that will make you both cringe and hysterical laugh.
I can confirm postpartum life is 90% better when you don't rip to your butthole. Baby boy: 1 point. Luna: 0— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 20, 2018
It's possibly more than we needed to know, but hey, that's Chrissy's overall MO, isn't it? Plus, her tweet inspired a hilarious reply chain that added even more humour to the entire thing.
Your doctor must have been woeful, love. Mine’s the same age, I had over 100 internal and external stitches and I healed fine. Back in the saddle in six weeks.— allyourbasearebelongtous (@annalise_webb) May 20, 2018
lol bless you this is so cute— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 20, 2018
Keep oversharing, Chrissy — we love you for it.